What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:12
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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So they tried
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
—
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors